It wus de night bish dat long ago, meh wus djust back frum tsereg quest. Der was Custodes kuraltay, meh stuud der proud wit scars on face an bodee. Giyaa was making faces at meh an meh was laughing at 'er. It was night of ih of joy, Giyaa got reunited wit de Batachikan stoneghost, an meh got de rank uf tsereg as meh reallee deserv it now. Shri sey dat her find old wet buuk, de ol' dusty buuk hun Scriptori sey dat Pad hun write it. It sey sumdhing about him wus coming home frum far awey lands, and maybeh shipwreck sumwhere where der was big serpunt pillar. Hammurhand led two boats close tuh der. Qagan Dogei wus bussee carving new bagdes fur Giyaa an meh. When dat done Ric-hun made egg fur ush tuh get on tuh boat. Den meh was ih ih lost meh kept trying tuh ask baga erhun in end uf boat what wus going on, but himz djust tell meh tuh stey awey in ih ih mad tone.

Den ush get tuh big serpunt pillar in sea, suddenlee de boat sway ih ih much. Hammurhand djust stay at end, an' wus neber reallee nervous: Meh bish reallee dhink himz normal hun maybeh himz part fishy, tuh love de seas so much as him duh. Ush sail up close tuh ih cold place an meh sort o' recocnize de land ush see der. Ush all started running around luhking fur Pad-hun, Qagan an meh had harws in hands an' ush make de jebeis fly like dey had fire in arse. Giyaa dsaluu still so her djust stey on boat, an fall asleep der. Ush chase ice munsters fur 30 minutes, budala Paxi-hun wus yelling budala dhings as himz alweys duh. Maybeh it becasue himz reallee want tuh have dat fairy Godmuther outfit on dat meh saw himz in a few deys latur.

Den Gui-hun sey dat der uther places tuh luhk tuh, ush all sey okeh, an jump on boat ageen. Hammurhand sail baga bit bettur dis time, bish hit dat manee rocks. Den ush got near tuh desurt places, dey bish dat big, but der scorpions an' a few uther munsters der. Ush seach de ferst one but bish saw anee thing. Ush sailed on tuh de next one, der meh bish saw anee dhing but den Paxi-hun an meh saw sumone though baga whole in cliffs. De erhun luhk like paintings ush see uf Pad-hun. Meh ran screaming tuh boat ageen an sey dat dey shubd onlee sail one more cove. Den ush did dat, der was baga dragun wit poisoned tail, it almost kill Paxi-hun, sajn dhing data himz have de ih sajn goyuu hun Dabuni Khoang der tuh cure himz. Next tuh watur dogei an meh find maps dat Pad-hun try tuh stear by. Ush pick dem up an sey dat ush ask himz latur if dey anee help at all. Aftur long sail tuh Jhelom, where ebery hun was scraming at once, asking Pad-hun huw himz was an' wha wus going on, sumone make egg back tuh Spiritwuud. But meh djust uver head dat Bob wus asking Pad-hun what dis news him had was.

When ush finallee wus back in Spiritwuud, Padhun bend duwn an kiss ground. Meh ferst thought dat himz was so hungree frum de shipwreck, dat himz begin tuh eat de dirt. Den ush walk tuh CF tower where ush all make fun and jokes, an all wus shaking head at Dogei when himz make jokes wit Shri. Pad hun tell ih ih long storee uf uther lands. Himz also sey dat himz meet relutive uf de big Qagan Ogodei der. De shono went on fur ih ih long time, an ush wus all ih ih happee huw it turn out. Meh wus djust rathur confused, as tuh why Tanris wus luhking fur rune tuh Nealoth in de corner.